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Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common? Q: What does a Detroit Lions fan and a bottle of beer have in common? Q: Why do Detroit Lions fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? Q: How do the Lions spend the first week of training camp? A Detroit Lions fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. My wife was about to put my son in a Detroit Lions jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.

Woodward Avenue, a major a north-south thoroughfare, serves as a demarcation for neighborhood areas on the east side and west side of the city.

But one boy said, "Maybe God painted a goal line between Daniel and the lions.Q: Why do they have a Ford plant so close to the Ford Field? According to AAA, the average distance traveled at Thanksgiving was 549 miles roundtrip. A: You paint his dick yellow and green and he won't beat it for years! A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What do the Lions and the Post Office have in common? Q: How do you keep an Detroit Lions out of your yard? Q: Why are so many Detroit Lions players claiming they have the Swine Flu? Q: Why do the Detroit Lions want to change their name to the Detroit Tampons? Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a pinball machine? Q: What's the difference between Detroit Lions fans and mosquitoes? According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.A: Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road. A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10. The Detroit Lions, on the other hand, couldn't even go 10 yards. Q: Jim Scwartz is reported to be moving to Detroit. A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string! When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then? ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. ' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Lions fan.' 4 Football Fans A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Packers fan, and a Lions fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles! The Packers fan is next to profess his love for his team. A: They Both Lion (lyin') Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?


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